The Founding of Piss Pot [Session 12, 1/15]

• On our way to Railyard to offload the computers we stole from the facility
• Exploring ruins. hear a mechanical winch noise. we find a lone oil pump thing that's still going.
• Find intact oil tank, three stories high and full of oil
• Decide to create hardhome
• Piss and Lithium stay behind to guard, others go to Railyard to sell computer gear and scout out the situation
• Ford, guard in power armor, asks the party at Railyard to undergo decontamination
• Blackjack is missing. Piss and Lithium tell everyone to buddy up. Then Fester lets Piss know that there are footsteps leading into the forest, and it appears Blackjack was dragged away.
• Back at the railyard, they bribe the guard to get by without decontaminating (most people because it would hurt, Want because he/she doesn't want to reveal his/her gender). The Railyard has automatons and androids walking around, lots of tech.
• Arms dealer named Lincoln -- the party buys some crap
• Two want followers are trying to sell rats to an automaton and are getting into a scrap. Want convinces them instead to just eat some mushrooms. in exchange for resolving the matter, the automaton lets Want choose a DVD to keep. Want takes an AOL CD, but the automaton cautions against it. Want chooses Sweating to the Oldies.
• Cupid takes mushrooms and vomits. They all decide to leave posthaste, since they didn't take decontamination.
• Back at the hardhome, which Piss names the Piss Pot, the party decides to hold tight while Piss leads his gang, and Lithium part of hers, to go find Blackjack and his abductor. They track into the forest where they find a camp with two humans and two automatons, with Blackjack tied up and also a captured man with a tentacle coming out of his face.
• Lithium is sneaking through the woods with some of her girls when a robot puts a gun to her head. The robot tells her to surrender, but Lithium snarls some hard shit and puts a big fucking gash in his robot neck with an axe.
• Piss takes advantage of the diversion and lays down suppressive fire while the maniacs swarm the camp and kill all the captors but one human, whom piss questions and then stabs to death. Turned out they were just dumb neural-grease hunters from the Railyard.

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